Theology from kids.

Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. – Amanda

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up – Joyce

Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I got hurt and had to have 3 stitches and a shot. – Janet

God, I read the Bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison

Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? – Charlene

Dear God, is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? – Anita

Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. – Nancy

Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too – Glenn

Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don’t, who does? – Nathan

Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma

Dear God, in Bible times, did they really talk that fancy? – Jennifer

Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don’t do any now? – Billy

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. – Peter

Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. – Larry

Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What’s up? Don’t forget. – Mark

Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn’t sound right. What do you say? – Marsha

Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. – Barbara

Dear God, is Reverend Cove a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? -Donny

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. – Charles

Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can’t you do that with the moon? – Jeff

Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. – Frank

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. – Thomas

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